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May 11, 2021 Monica Hamburg
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Apr 22, 2021 Monica Hamburg
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Mar 22, 2021 Monica Hamburg
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Mar 12, 2021 Monica Hamburg
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Feb 22, 2021 Monica Hamburg
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Jan 26, 2021 Monica Hamburg
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Dec 21, 2020 Monica Hamburg
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Nov 25, 2020 Monica Hamburg
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Nov 9, 2020 Monica Hamburg
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Oct 26, 2020 Monica Hamburg
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Oct 11, 2020 Monica Hamburg
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Sep 28, 2020 Monica Hamburg
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Monica Hamburg Presents - Confined  MonicaHamburg.com
Topics: Monica Hamburg, Comedy
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Sep 12, 2020 Monica Hamburg
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Topics: Funny, Comedy, Craigslist
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Aug 31, 2020 Monica Hamburg
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Topics: Monica Hamburg, Monica Hamburg Presents, Comedy
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Aug 17, 2020 Monica Hamburg
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Aug 3, 2020 Monica Hamburg
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Here's Friday's show with guest Satyam Nayak. - Terrible phone apps - Incomprehensible creature romance novel plots - Profoundly strange Pornomedy titles!
Topics: Monica Hamburg, Comedy
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Terrible erotic products, crazy Craigslost ads, bizarre Pornomedy – and more!
Topics: Comedy, Funny, Podcast, Monica Hamburg
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Jun 22, 2020 Monica Hamburg
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This show: Apps that will be your downfall + Insulting your intelligence #Craigslost, bizarre #Pornomedy – and more!
Topics: Comedy, Comedy Podcast, Monica Hamburg Confined, funny, weird, Monica Hamburg
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Jun 8, 2020 Monica Hamburg
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with Travis Clark! This show: Apps that will be your downfall + Insulting your intelligence #Craigslost, bizarre #Pornomedy – and more!
Topics: Comedy, Comedy Podcast
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This live show contains lots of laughs: Creepy Craigslist/#Craigslost Fun insulting gifts, awful romance books and more! Guest: Comedian Amy Lucille
Topics: Amy Lucille, Monica Hamburg, Comedy Podcast
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Monica and her guest, DJ Buckley, take you through bizarre romance novels, subliminal transformation videos, and Craigslist ads.
Topics: Monica Hamburg Presents, Monica Hamburg, Confined, Funny, Show, Comedy
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Monica and her guest, Mike Sains, take you through hilarious and weird erotic subliminal videos, online plot generators, and Craigslist ads. MonicaHamburg.com
Topics: Funny, Comedy
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Apr 27, 2020 =
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Apr 23, 2020 Monica Hamburg
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Hi Lovely People: How you been? Anything weird going on in the world? Well, if you need more:  I'll  be doing an online show with one of my favorite podcast guests on Friday at 6:30pm EST. " Monica Hamburg Presents - Confined: With Mike Sains " will be on  Zoom  & on  Facebook  Live. I hope to see you there! (To hear about these shows, sign up at:  Tiny Letter )
Topics: Comedy, Monica Hamburg, Funny
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Sep 22, 2017 Monica Hamburg
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Craigslist Creeps and Cons! = "Craigslost" Episode 128
Topics: Comedy, Funny, Monica Hamburg, Craigslost
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Nov 11, 2016 Monica Hamburg
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Crazy Craigslist! This time: An addictive suitor, an inventive way to sell hotel rooms, accommodations where you get to spend every second with the same people!   Plus: A clip from the first Craigslost live performance! Craigslost.tv  DazedandConvicted.com
Topics: comedy, entertainment, funny, monica hamburg, craigslost
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Aug 7, 2016 Monica Hamburg
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This time: Everyone is insane - including me! I tell you about an experience of mine that is just as strange as any Craigslist post. Plus: Amazing Craigslist oddities: Get a landlord with PTSD, prove you have sexy hands - with your face. And use your face to be part of a very inclusive - but also exclusive - "art project"!   - Monica Hamburg DazedandConvicted.com 
Topics: funny, podcast, comedy
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May 30, 2016 Monica Hamburg
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Topics: comedy, funny, Monica Hamburg, Dazed and Convicted
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Feb 6, 2016 Monica Hamburg
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This episode: A tool that will help you be a tool, Craigslist ads about fetishes that are definitely not fetishes, roommates from that place that is hot sometimes but it's important not to judge, and a most flexible Airbnb guest.  Plus: Flaunting your flute. DazedandConvicted.com
Topics: Podcast, Comedy, Monica Hamburg, Dazed and Convicted
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Dec 19, 2015 Monica Hamburg
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This episode: Get your secretions to work for you! Learn the secret seduction technique to get all the broken women your friends know! Plus: Connecticut People Problems DazedandConvicted.com Monica Hamburg
Topics: Monica Hamburg, DazedandConvicted, Comedy, Podcast
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Jul 30, 2015 Monica Hamburg
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This episode: Fulfill your creepy fantasy or get clean... with  some  strings attached.  Craigslist is always there to help!  Also, join me for the joys of online dating - including a trip through Tinder...  Plus: Suicidal subway drivers and slutty Wendy's workers! --  DazedandConvicted.com  
Topics: Dazed and Convicted, Comedy, Monica Hamburg
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May 30, 2015 Monica Hamburg
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Optimum insanity this time: A guy trying to cushion one socially unacceptable sexual fantasy by pretending it's another... socially unacceptable sexual fantasy - plus: a super stressful roommate option and a woman seeking musical accompaniment to her deep lyrics.  --  DazedandConvicted.com
Topics: Comedy, Dazed and Convicted, Monica Hamburg
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Apr 5, 2015 Monica Hamburg
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This time, one Craigslist poster tries to sell us on perverted therapy and another has a longing prelude to sex (maybe). Then there's a voice-over ad with such low expectations. And a second asking for help with a craaaazy plan!  And, speaking of craaaazy plans, I discuss a news article with a sex offender's completely non-transparent ruse...   DazedandConvicted.com
Topics: Monica Hamburg, Funny, Voice-Actor, Voice-Artist, Comedy, Podcast
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Mar 2, 2015 Monica Hamburg
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An ode to manipulative perversity! This episode our Craigslist demented posts include: A man with a soft unit, more "artistic" photographers, a self-professed dull couple who may decide to have an orgy, and another kind fellow offering to altruistically fondle you.   Also: The contest continues! Draw a worse  logo of me than the one this Fiverr guy drew. DazedandConvicted.com
Topics: Monica Hamburg, Funny, Craigslost, Craigslist, Dazed and Convicted
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Feb 3, 2015 Monica Hamburg
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This time from (mostly) Craigslist, we have: Ads from adult babies, VHS-dependent animal lovers, a man with a great idea about your bum  -  and flatophiles! Plus: The logo that proves I'm from Hell... DazedandConvicted.com
Topics: Craigslist, Monica Hamburg, Craigslost, Comedy, Dazed and Convicted
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Jan 14, 2015 Monica Hamburg
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This is now the "new" Dazed and Convicted: Craigslist and other assorted horrors.   This time: Ads from breast psychics, delivery/exercise employers, a brand new  killer  product inventor  -  and more!   Site:  DazedandConvicted.com
Topics: Monica Hamburg, Craigslist, Dazed and Convicted
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Jan 14, 2015 Ian Boothby
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Here's the description from the stars and organizers,  Sneaky Dragon : "Our first episode of PodMash! The brainchild of Ian Boothby, PodMash! takes three different podcasts and mashes them together into one show. Everyone was given the same subject to talk about, but everyone got to choose how they approached it. For our first episode we were joined by Monica Hamburg and Bill Allman from  Dazed and Convicted  and Ivan Decker and Peter Carlone from  Science Us . It was a lot of fun...
Topics: Bill Allman, David Dedrick, Dazed and Convicted, Ian Boothby, Ivan Decker, Monica Hamburg, Peter...
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Dec 22, 2014 Monica Hamburg
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At least two of the Craigslist ads this time around are complete nonsexence: People trying to pass off "sex" as "not sex". This time we have cinematic practice sex and a non-sexual sex offer.  Plus even more weirdness. ("D&C Mini" will soon be the "Dazed and Convicted". This will become clearer in this episode.) DazedandConvicted.com
Topics: Comedy, Funny, Dazed and Convicted, Monica Hamburg
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Nov 20, 2014 Monica Hamburg
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It's an assorted box of insanity from Craigslist this time around. An artistic casting, babysitting naked, a stairway to hell. Your suffering will be varied! Enjoy. DazedandConvicted.com
Topics: Monica Hamburg, Craigslist, Funny, D&C, Mini, D&C Mini
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Oct 21, 2014 Monica Hamburg
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How is one supposed to manage housing in this difficult economy? According to a spate of Craigslist ads, by trading sex for a room! Get a bed and get bedded. Win, win.    --  DazedandConvicted.com  
Topics: Monica Hamburg, DandC Mini, Episode, craigslist, mini-cast, funny, comedy, D&C Mini, Dazed and...
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Oct 3, 2014 Monica Hamburg
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In this mini episode, I read you Craigslist posts containing: a no strings attached offer, a very narrow audition requirement and a plan to create a gentle distraction…  ("D&C Mini" is an extension of the podcast. The full "Dazed and Convicted" episodes return in late October/early November) MonicaHamburg.com
Topics: Monica Hamburg, D&C Mini, Mini, Funny
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Sep 26, 2014
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Example of my doing Hungarian text - re: voice-overs. Demo.  MonicaHamburg.com
Topics: Hungarian, Voice, Voice-Over, Voice-Overs, Monica Hamburg
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Sep 26, 2014
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Just 2 examples of my doing french texts - re: voice-overs. Demo.  MonicaHamburg.com
Topics: Monica Hamburg, French, Voice, Voice-Overs
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Sep 9, 2014 Monica Hamburg
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D&C Mini is an occasional extension of the podcast. (The full "Dazed and Convicted" episodes return next week.) In this mini, I read you a Craigslist post about some very plausible scenarios  - and interpret a Christian comic strip! DazedandConvicted.com
Topics: Monica Hamburg, Dazed and Convicted, funny, D&C Mini, Mini, Minicast, 8, Skitzo, Bully, Demo
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Aug 21, 2014 Monica Hamburg
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Voice-Over Demos  monica(dot)hamburg@gmail.com MonicaHamburg.com  VIDEOGAME AND ANIMATION DEMO --Clips from:--  1) Dazed and Convicted – Episode 107 DazedandConvicted.com 2) Marvel Nemesis: Rise of the Imperfects 3) Inverse Delirium 70 “Snob Appeal “ Inversedelirium.com 4) Dazed and Convicted - Episode 115 DazedandConvicted.com Music: "Oppressive Gloom" by Kevin MacLeod ( Incompetech.com - @kevin-9-1 ) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 5) CSI: Miami (Video...
Topics: Voice-Overs, Actor, Monica Hamburg, Voice-Acting, Videogames, Video Games, Animation, Commercials,...
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Jul 26, 2014 Monica Hamburg
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This is a re-upload of what (I hope is a better quality) version 106.  of DazedandConvicted.com  
Topics: episode 106, Monica Hamburg, Bill Allman, Patrick Maliha, Dazed and Convicted, Reupload
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Jul 18, 2014 Monica Hamburg
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From Episode 115 of DazedandConvicted.com 
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Jul 18, 2014 Monica Hamburg
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Clip from  DazedandConvicted.com  Episode 115
Topics: Dazed and Convicted, Clip
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Jul 18, 2014 Monica Hamburg
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What do you do when you live next to people whose lifestyle you disapprove of - or when you want to buy a house but it just doesn't work out? Some would choose to just go on with their life. And those people are adorable. So... Burn their home down or create a campaign of terror? Of course! Sara Barron (Author of "The Harm in Asking" and "People are Unappealing") is our wonderful Guest Judge this time - and determines our “FT of the Week”. Plus: Craigslist provides a...
Topics: Crime, Dark Comedy, Monica Hamburg, Dazed and Convicted, Sara Barron, Bill Allman
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Jun 24, 2014 Monica Hamburg - Voice: Bill Allman
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Just an outtake from DazedandConvicted.com (Episode 115). I have no idea what happened here. But it sounds like Bill just got goosed. And it amuses me. 
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Jun 10, 2014 Monica Hamburg
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What do you do when: you forget to do something important like book a hall for your wedding or if you just want to go out drinking with your friends but know your wife won't approve? The responses of our Competitors this week are both logical and measured.  Psyche! They're FTs! They will overact in a way that will make your mind explode!   Adorable Comedian TJ Young is our wonderful Guest Judge this time - and crowns our “FT of the Week”.Plus: Respectful Craigslist courting...
Topics: Monica Hamburg, Bill Allman, Dazed and Convicted, TJ Young, Funny
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May 2, 2014 Monica Hamburg
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One of the hallmarks of being an FT seems to be that you overreact to small slights.  But what if you feel really hurt because someone, say, didn't invite you to go car shopping - or changed the music at a party... Well, if you're familiar with this show, you'll have a good guess as to what happens next... Comedian Jimmy Shubert is our great Guest Judge this time - and crowns our “FT of the Week”. Plus: An unusual fetish. Yes, even more unusual than usual. DazedandConvicted.com
Topics: Actor, bill allman, comedian, crime, Dark Comedy Podcast, dark humor, Dazed and Convicted, Bully,...
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Mar 29, 2014 Monica Hamburg
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Most of us are so fortunate: We've never been telepathically assaulted* or had to protect our landlord from a demon attack. But what about those who do?! These are their stories. Wonderful Comedian Sam Tripoli returns to serve again as our Guest Judge and does us the kindness of deciding our “FT of the Week”. Plus: It's Gospel Comedy Time! Site: DazedandConvicted.com
Topics: Monica Hamburg, Sam Tripoli, Actor, bill allman, comedian, crime, Dark Comedy Podcast, dark humor,...
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Feb 27, 2014 Monica Hamburg
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Some Outtakes from Episode 102.
Topics: Dazed and Convicted, Outakes
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Feb 26, 2014 Monica Hamburg
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111 - Monkey Libation Activist vs One Direction to Murder It’s often difficult when you feel wronged. Especially when the offense is egregious. Like being told you can’t give a monkey booze… Or not having someone famous follow you back on Twitter. In those instances, there's only one logical answer: Murder! Fortunately, Comedian Leah Bonnema is our Guest Judge and can assess these FTs to determine our “FT of the Week”. Plus: Run your own bank! DazedandConvicted.com
Topics: Crime, Comedy, Dark Comedy, Funny, Monica Hamburg, Leah Bonnema, Bill Allman, Dazed and Convicted,...
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Jan 28, 2014 Monica Hamburg
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Performing can bring out the worst in people! What happens when you get kicked out of a band or have a (potentially) bad audition for a game show? Well, if you've listened to our show before you know the answer: go full FT and kill people!  Comedian Mike Hollan decides who most merits the honor of “FT of the Week”. Plus: Want a muffin and coffee in the worst way? -- DazedandConvicted.com
Topics: Band Drama, bill allman, comedian, comedy podcast, crime, Dark Comedy Podcast, dark humor, Dazed...
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Jan 14, 2014 Monica Hamburg
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D&C Mini is an occasional extension of the podcast. (The full " Dazed and Convicted " episodes return next week.) In this mini, Travis Clark joins me, once again! This time to discuss some ludicrous plans and excuses. And we read you a few...unique... Yahoo Answers conundrums...
Topics: Comedy, Funny, D&C Mini, Mini, Monica Hamburg, Travis Clark
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Nov 1, 2013 Monica Hamburg
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Just a fun outtake.   Keith Alberstadt and I are equally bad at... remembering. We were trying to remember the car that Clint Eastwood film was named after.   I got my co-host, Bill to listen to our infuriating stumbling and narrate his frustrations over it.
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Nov 1, 2013 Monica Hamburg
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It's stressful these days to work in education. So how to release stress? Go on a killing spree! Eliminate your ex-partners and everyone they know or drug dealers who weren't drug dealers. Gold stars for intent!  Our deaducators are: a special education teacher (who was also a cheerleader) and a former principal turned crack addict.    Sweet and funny comedian Keith Alberstadt joins to weigh in on who deserves the title of “FT of the Week”.   Plus: A brilliant highdea  -- ...
Topics: Funny, Special Ed, bill allman, comedian, comedy podcast, crime, Dark Comedy Podcast, dark humor,...
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Oct 11, 2013 Monica Hamburg
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How quick we are to jump to conclusions about a rapist’s personality and intent. This week, we learn that some assaulters are deeply ethical men, and others just want to help! The wonderful Comedian Paula Bel is here to assess these high-principled gentlemen and decide who deserves to be our “FT of the Week”. Plus: A ritual that needs you. Naked. --  DazedandConvicted.com
Topics: assault, bill allman, comedian, comedy podcast, crime, Dark Comedy Podcast, dark humor, Dazed and...
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Sep 24, 2013 Monica Hamburg
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Weekends are so much fun! You can take your kids to the zoo – or for a fun fast-food meal! And, if you’re a FT, you can let them play with a wild animal or get a snack after an exhausting game of hit-and-stare. Two supremely clueless mothers duke it out this time for the "FT of the Week" title. And wonderful Comedian Jessica Sager returns to make the call. Plus: A logical trade.  ---  DazedandConvicted.com  
Topics: bill allman, comedian, comedy podcast, crime, Dark Comedy Podcast, dark humor, Dazed and Convicted,...
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Sep 10, 2013 Monica Hamburg
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How can you determine if someone is a molester? Can you figure it out by how they look? Or the way they act? Or by Child Services coming to tell you? Sometimes just don't have enough information to make the call! And that's only our first FT story - the second involves a crazed puppeteer! There's no missing this episode - unless you want to keep your sanity intact. But chances are, you have none of that left after reading this description! So why resist! Listen to Comedian Patrick Maliha...
Topics: bill allman, comedian, comedy podcast, crime, Dark Comedy Podcast, dark humor, Dazed and Convicted,...
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Aug 27, 2013 Monica Hamburg
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This week, a man who decided his technical issues were the devil's work and another who needed to prove he could shoot straight. Who will be the "FT of the Week"? Fierce competition here since one killed an elderly woman and other guy murdered his friends! Thankfully, Comedian Jake Weisman is our Guest Judge and provides his verdict. Plus: Of sneezing and goats. DazedandConvicted.com
Topics: Jake Weisman, bill allman, comedian, crime, Dark Comedy Podcast, dark humor, Dazed and Convicted,...
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Aug 13, 2013 Monica Hamburg
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Ev'ryone can see we're together as we chop on by - and we sweat like a fat man in hot weather, I won't tell no lie - all of the people around us they say, can they be that close - Just let me state for the record - We're giving poison in a family dose! On this episode, families who are so tight - they maim and kill together! Lovely Comedian AJ Finney joins to determine these Family FT Feuds and give his verdict for the "FT of the Week". Plus: A well-endowed rodent! -- ...
Topics: Family, Mason, Manson, Flu, Bill Allman, comedian, crime, Dark Comedy Podcast, dark humor, Dazed...
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Aug 3, 2013 Monica Hamburg
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Suicide Pacts! Sometimes you agree to one - sometimes you don't! Either way is just peachy for FTs!  This time, a man offers his girlfriend a very special Mother's Day gift and two life coaches coach themselves into death.  Wonderful Comedian Matt Davis returns to contemplate these hot messes and provide his verdict on the "FT of the Week".  Plus: We meet Pasta Man! --  DazedandConvicted.com
Topics: bill allman, comedian, crime, suicide, suicide pact, rock, Mother's Day, dark comedy, Dark Comedy...
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Jul 16, 2013 Monica Hamburg
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Pawn a product you just rented or use your hair as currency... Which will it be? All for a crime that will, at best, net you a $125 bucks - or a free meal. And: ensure you're going to get caught because you do it on camera - or provide all your information to the victim. That's the hallmark of a FT! But who's the most FTed?  Thankfully, Comedian Rob Fee is provides his assessment, and his verdict on the "FT of the Week".   Plus:  A... clean(-ish) fetish... DazedandConvicted.com
Topics: crime, Monica Hamburg, funny, comedy, Rob Fee, Bill Allman, Podcast, Dazed and Convicted
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Jul 2, 2013 Monica Hamburg
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What's more insane: stabbing your partner over the outcome of American Idol or working out your relationship with a genital bitter (no, this is not a repeat of the story in Episode 73. Oh how I wish it were.)  Forget it, they are both incomprehensible, so let's just find out who is the most FTed.  Fortunately, Comedian Billy Wayne Davis is here to contemplate - and to decide on the "FT of the Week".   Plus:  Your manager and your lover.  DazedandConvicted.com
Topics: crime, funny, comedy podcast, Bill Allman, Rodeo, Comedian, Monica Hamburg, Billy Wayne Davis,...
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Jun 18, 2013 Monica Hamburg
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What's a better motive for killing? Needing to slaughter a Taurus - or your victim  having just purchased corn chips? In this, our 100th episode (!), Comedian Pat Dixon of The New York City Crime Report provides his expert insight and judgement for the   "FT of the Week" !  Don't miss this highly educational episode! Plus:  OMG! Craigslist Pet ads! That's bound to be cute, right?! (Spoiler alert: Nope.)  -  DazedandConvicted.com  
Topics: crime, funny, monica hamburg, bill allman, pat dixon, comedy, podcast, dark comedy
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Jun 11, 2013 Monica Hamburg
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D&C Mini is the bi-weekly extension of the podcast , a tasty bite to tide you over until the full episode. (For now, " Dazed and Convicted" full episodes  will come out on alternate weeks.) In this mini, Comedian Riel Hahn joins me to discuss two guy who got sexual satisfaction in unique ways - and one who's excuse was, as usual for our shows, mind-boggling. Plus: strange internet finds (how much is too much, harassment momma no like, propositioning a stranger). -- ...
Topics: Monica Hamburg, Riel Hahn, Funny, MiniCast, D&C Mini, Mini, Crime
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Jun 4, 2013 Monica Hamburg
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Kill your children after buying them food - or murder your wife before your dinner party?! Some people really know how to bring the excitement to dining!  This week there are two family-murderin' FTs on deck - and we are so grateful that comedian Amber Nelson is able to evaluate them and determine the "FT of the Week". Plus: An eloquent (and so, of course, pointless) Craigslist ad! ----------------------------------------------------------------  Site:  DazedandConvicted.com
Topics: Amber Nelson, Crime, Monica Hamburg, Dazed and Convicted, Bill Allman, Funny, Comedy Podcast, Dark...
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May 28, 2013 Monica Hamburg
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D&C Mini is the bi-weekly extension of the podcast. It's a tasty snack to tide you over until the full episode. (For now, " Dazed and Convicted" full episodes  will  come out on alternate weeks.) In this mini, Mike Sains (of the "Tower of Sour" podcast) joins me to talk about so me astoundingly poor scams - one of which actually worked! And we read some strange internet finds (daddy issues, my stalker is the best and a proposal question). -- DazedandConvicted.com  
Topics: crime, scams, Dazed and Convicted, Monica Hamburg, Mike Sains, Gold, funny, dark comedy, podcast
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May 20, 2013 Monica Hamburg
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You might have been told at your job that you're not supposed to date your colleagues - but did you know you also can't use a marriage counseling practice as a way to make your clients get divorced so they can hook up with you? Or that you can't be a gynecologist and rape your patients? Wow! Workplaces have so many rules these days! Two ethical and professional FTs on display this week - and thankfully comedian Dave Waite is available to sort out the FT of the Week. Plus: Craigslist kindness!...
Topics: crime, Monica Hamburg, Bill Allman, Dave Waite, Funny, Comedy Podcast, Dark Comedy, Weird, marriage...
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May 13, 2013 Monica Hamburg
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D&C Mini is the bi-weekly extension of the podcast. (For now, " Dazed and Convicted" full episodes  will  come out on alternate weeks.) In this mini, Eric Fell joins me to discuss two lovers... of cars...  - and to read some strange internet finds (make her forget, tasty Japanese women and dirty talk). http://www.dazedandconvicted.com
Topics: D&C Mini, Monica Hamburg, Eric Fell, Crime, Car thieves
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May 7, 2013 Monica Hamburg
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It's HIV madness this week! Two healers - one is a hobbyist acupuncturist and the other helps his family out by killing them in a "non-violent" way.  It's spring and death is in the air!   The idiocy is stunning. Fortunately, comedian Joe Zimmerman helps decide the FT of the Week.   Plus: Facebook love letters. --- DazedandConvicted.com
Topics: crime, Joe Zimmerman, Monica Hamburg, Bill Allman, Funny. Dark Comedy, Dazed and Convicted
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Apr 29, 2013 Monica Hamburg
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D&C Mini is the bi-weekly extension of the podcast. (For now, "Dazed and Convicted" full episodes will  come out on alternate weeks.) In this mini, Jesse PS joins me to discuss two hauntings... (with a learning disabled ghost and a flatulent daemon)  - and to read some strange internet finds (ghost sex, hot gay daemons and more). DazedandConvicted.com
Topics: D&C Mini, Monica Hamburg, Jesse PS, funny, internet, weird, dark comedy, comedy podcast
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Apr 23, 2013 Monica Hamburg
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This week's FTs are more than willing to put themselves out there (or in there): One really wishes to publicize his achievement while another decides to put his best foot forward...  We're thrilled comedians Jon Shefsky and Jeff Amaral are here to crown the glorious FT of the Week.  Plus: Confounding confessions!  DazedandConvicted.com
Topics: crime, Jon Shefsky, Jeff Amaral, Bill Allman, Monica Hamburg, dark comedy, funny, comedy, podcast,...
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Apr 15, 2013 Monica Hamburg
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D&C Mini is the bi-weekly extension of the podcast.  In this mini, Chris Wilding joins me to discuss two clued-out perverts and to read some bizarre internet finds (snake-like marital aids, sock drama and religious snake insanity). DazedandConvicted.com 
Topics: crime, weird, crazy, Monica Hamburg, Chris Wilding, snakes, facebook, funny, comedy, dark comedy
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Apr 9, 2013 Monica Hamburg
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"Oh, Sally, I told the smallest little white lie and it got totally out of control!" "Me too!" "All I did was pretended I had cancer." "And I just faked a rape and a birth!"  "These things spiral so easily!"  The stories are baffling, so we're grateful that Matt Bergman Guest Judges so he can assess the FTs and decide on the FT of the Week.   Plus: Revenge is supple and delicious!
Topics: crime, funny, monica hamburg, bill allman, comedy, dark comedy, matt bergman
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Apr 2, 2013 Monica Hamburg
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D&C Mini is a (new) bi-weekly extension of the podcast. (For now, " Dazed and Convicted " full episodes will  come out on alternate weeks.) In this mini, Travis Clark joins me to read about  two clued-out perverts. And I read you some... unique Craigslist ads. 
Topics: D&C Mini, Monica Hamburg, Travis Clark, Funny
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Mar 26, 2013 Monica Hamburg
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Johnsons are rambunctious creatures which do not like to be restrained.  Nay, they wish to explore! And when kept in confined spaces they will leap out without the slightest provocation!  At least that's what these FTs want you to believe.  We're grateful that the great Dan McCoy is here to evaluate their excuses, Guest Judge and determine the “FT of the Week”. Plus: Blackboard threats.
Topics: Crime, Dazed and Convicted, Dan McCoy, Bill Allman, Monica Hamburg, Comedy Podcast, Weird, Funny
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Mar 19, 2013 Monica Hamburg
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Some men really know what they want.  And what these men want is someone who really doesn't want them. But what does that matter! Where there's a will (and psychosis) there's a FTed way!    Guest Judging this time are Kris Elgstrand and Brad Dryborough who combine their brilliant minds to decide on  the “FT of the Week”. Plus: Firestarter! 
Topics: crime, Dazed and Convicted, Bill Allman, Monica Hamburg, Kris Elgstrand, Brad Dryborough, Wife,...
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Mar 11, 2013 Monica Hamburg
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What if you lost half your sandwich? Or were about to lose all your manhood? What would you do? Well, probably not what these FTs did.  But that's why they're ever so special! It's great to have the Bacony-Goodness of Caleb Bacon (of the podcast "Man School") back to rant and properly determine the “FT of the Week”. Plus: The most effective to defend yourself in court! --    DazedandConvicted.com  
Topics: Dazed and Convicted, Crime, Caleb Bacon, Monica Hamburg, Funny, Funny Podcast, Bill Allman
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Mar 5, 2013 Monica Hamburg
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We’ve established that criminals aren’t the best at planning – but even the dumbest of the dumb wouldn’t have sex with a mammal as a revenge ploy? Or try to pin their crime on a very generous mystery man? Proving once again that FTs are in a class all their own…    We’re so grateful that Jamie Lissow is here to unravel the mysteries of these minds(?) decide on the “FT of the Week”. Plus: The foolproof cure for hiccups! DazedandConvicted.com
Topics: Dazed and Convicted, Crime, Jamie Lissow, Monica Hamburg, Comedy, Dark Comedy, Podcast, Bill...
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Feb 25, 2013 Monica Hamburg
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Kinky sex is not easy to achieve – so when your chance – don’t let it go. Hold on to it tight! Or to a bat. Or to a knife. Whatever it takes. When you’re a FT you’re willing to go the distance.   We're grateful to have Comedian Gabriel Rutledge who assesses the kinky violence and gives his decision on the "FT of the Week". Plus:  Bath salt user gone wild!  DazedandConvicted.com
Topics: Dazed and Convicted, Monica Hamburg, Bill Allman, Gabriel Rutledge, Crime, Funny, Comedy Podcast,...
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Feb 18, 2013 Monica Hamburg
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Some fun stuff that didn't make it to into Episode 72 .   Discussions with Travis Clark about "Couchloving".
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Feb 16, 2013 Monica Hamburg
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Bill is sick this week - so the next episode shall come out next week.  I didn't want you to experience DTs of FT withdrawal, so here's a special rant to tide you over. ***Note: I'll be sending out the next " Dazed and Convicted " bonus track (example  here ) out by the end of the month - but just to those who sign up at:  Tinyletter.com/MonicaHamburg
Topics: Dazed and Convicted, Special, Monica Hamburg
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Feb 12, 2013 Monica Hamburg
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A man who likes blondes, underwear, nurses - and more! Versus a man who took liberties with the most helpless of creatures - the Snowman. They are both strange... but who is more FTed? Thankfully, Comedian Zak Toscani is able to assess and provide his verdict of the "FT of the Week". Plus: Criminals tell all!
Topics: Dazed and Convicted, Comedy, Crime, Podcast, Zak Toscani, Monica Hamburg, Man Trail, Bill Allman,...
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Feb 4, 2013 Monica Hamburg
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A man murders his wife with a totem pole they built. A cross-dressing priest has sex in the rectory and also deals meth. Who's most outrageous?! Oh, wait, that's not the premise of the show. To determine the "FT of the Week" - the lovely Chris Wilding (of the Bi-Quarterly Women's Social Club) comes on and skewers the perpetrators - and their art. Plus: Cuff love...
Topics: Dazed and Convicted, Comedy, Crime, Podcast, Chris Wilding, Monica Hamburg, Bill Allman, Funny,...
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Jan 29, 2013 Monica Hamburg
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A stripper who does performance art on the highway and a misunderstood janitor living in the school cupboard...No one truly understands these poor souls' creativity or journey to enlightenment. Thankfully, we have a man who seems to understand some of it and can ascertain the "FT of the Week": The World's Only White Male Comedian Jason Horton. Plus: Heavy Metal is more destructive than we assumed...
Topics: Dazed and Convicted, Comedy, Crime, Podcast, Jason Horton, Monica Hamburg, Bill Allman, Cupboard,...
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Jan 19, 2013 Monica Hamburg
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This time we have a gal so attentive to her ex-boyfriend she even tried to take care of his mother. And another gal who was so grateful for her Christmas present, she used it right away! Hey, when put it that way, these ladies sound pretty sweet. As usual, deciding on the "FT of the Week" is a conundrum! So the brilliant Taylor Ketchum takes the call - and makes the call. Plus: A cuckhold and his pride... sitting in a tree.
Topics: Dazed and Convicted, Comedy, Crime, Podcast, Taylor Ketchum, Monica Hamburg, Bill Allman, Christmas...
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Jan 12, 2013 Monica Hamburg
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It's so hard to find the time to spend quality time with your kids! Why not hang out with them while you're doing some of your errands. Like: stealing. It can count as one of their chores and they'll even be earning their allowance. These mothers should write a parenting guide! Roy Tighe has graciously accepted the role of Guest Judge this time and decides our âFT of the Weekâ. Plus: Share a very intimate moment with a stranger.
Topics: Dazed and Convicted, Comedy, Crime, Podcast, Roy Tighe, Monica Hamburg, Bill Allman, Stealing, Moms
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Jan 12, 2013 Monica Hamburg
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It's so hard to find the time to spend quality time with your kids! Why not hang out with them while you're doing some of your errands. Like: stealing. It can count as one of their chores and they'll even be earning their allowance. These mothers should write a parenting guide! Roy Tighe has graciously accepted the role of Guest Judge this time and decides our âFT of the Weekâ. Plus: Share a very intimate moment with a stranger.
Topics: Dazed and Convicted, Comedy, Crime, Podcast, Roy Tighe, Monica Hamburg, Bill Allman, Stealing, Moms